Phone Sex

If someone has an uncircumcised penis, is phone sex still sexy?

Let me digress, not only do we not like uncircumcised penises we think that they are unsanitary. So if you have one please please please go cut it, or make sure you are cleaning it correctly. My brother has an uncircumcised penis because my mom thought that it was too mean to do to the babies. This is because she is a nurse and has seen the pain in the tiny boys' faces as they are getting sliced. The mere fact that they will never remember that does little to settle her caring heart. In my opinion, however I am a girl, I think it's just a piece of skin; if you can get it pierced you can get it cut off. Manly livelihood, to me, does not only NOT exist in that flap of skin, it ends there. If you are not man enough to suffer through some pain, what kind of man are you? I am totally kidding by the way. I could care less about circumcision. And also, I could care less about a man thinking his livelihood revolves around his penis. Seriously, unless you are a male escort or stripper your livelihood does not revolve around your penis. Your "livelihood" should be maintained through your character and work ethics. And by the way I am tired of these man/woman stereotypes. Wait a sexxxx-ond....

Where were we though, I think I got off topic....oh right PHONE SEX!
phone is nice when your lover is away. phone sex is nice when you are horny and alone. phone sex is nice if you like the person on the other end of the phone. phone sex is nice when you feel like having phone sex. phone sex is nice if the other person is really good at it and you are not being satisfied elsewhere. phone sex is not nice when the person is not good at it. phone sex is not nice when you are tired and sleeping. phone sex is nice if the person is in the other room and you are playing a game. phone sex is not nice when you dial the wrong number and begin the conversation with "you make me so wet" and it turns out to be your mom. or maybe it is, i guess it depends on what you are into to.... phone sex is not nice when you are busy having an affair. phone sex is not nice when there is more than one person on the other line without your knowing about it. phone sex is not nice when it is mean. and remember always have a safety word.