Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
The number 20
is my favorite number and was my number for most sports. I tell people this is why my favorite number is 20, because it is mentioned in this song:
But it is actually my favorite number because in the sixth grade everyone was talking about their favorite number and I knew I had to choose one. And since my birthday is on the 2nd I was going to choose two, but I decided that 2 was too small a number, so I made it twenty. Sixth grade logic, I don't know why it wasn't 22, but I am glad that it isn't now. So regardless of what story you get, 20 is my all time favorite number!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
wow
uh....this is the reason i watch house........what do you think?
and uh, watch this video, its, uh, worth it.............
Monday, September 14, 2009
shoot me
i cant get over it.
i wonder...do you think that she would be into me? also i have the best blog to write about at http://alexandthejets.blogspot.com/ wait like two days though.
i wonder...do you think that she would be into me? also i have the best blog to write about at http://alexandthejets.blogspot.com/ wait like two days though.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
I am a bag whore
Yes, I admit it. From Timbuk2 to Chrome to North Face to Israeli Paratrooper bags--I love my man purses.
Here is my latest addition that should be arriving shortly: The Chrome Kremlin
Here are a few more gems in my collection: The Timbuk2 Laptop Courier, part of the Limited Edition Single Speed Collection.
A Classic Black Timbuk2 Messenger:
An Israeli Paratrooper Bag:
What should be next in my collection?
Here is my latest addition that should be arriving shortly: The Chrome Kremlin
Here are a few more gems in my collection: The Timbuk2 Laptop Courier, part of the Limited Edition Single Speed Collection.
A Classic Black Timbuk2 Messenger:
An Israeli Paratrooper Bag:
What should be next in my collection?
Friday, September 4, 2009
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Elliot Doesn't Objectify Women...
...Like Alex does!!! But, if I had to choose a few hot women (and one guy out of coercion) for a top list, here's who they'd be:
Natalie Portman--especially as Queen Amidala for that SciFi fetish!
Christina Ricci--A little dark; very nice in Sleepy Hollow
Jamie Lynn Sigler--best known as daughter of Tony Soprano
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And because I have to put a guy...Edward Norton (as seen in American History X). Because Violence is Sexy! (Kidding)
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
OH and also
tonight i will be in the pursuit of booze as i am this second because i have just finished my beer....ps today i had free crab and a bucket of beers!
tonight i will talk to someone new i think, that might be a little more interesting i guess it depends on who goes out. yay!
tonight i will talk to someone new i think, that might be a little more interesting i guess it depends on who goes out. yay!
Phone Sex
If someone has an uncircumcised penis, is phone sex still sexy?
Let me digress, not only do we not like uncircumcised penises we think that they are unsanitary. So if you have one please please please go cut it, or make sure you are cleaning it correctly. My brother has an uncircumcised penis because my mom thought that it was too mean to do to the babies. This is because she is a nurse and has seen the pain in the tiny boys' faces as they are getting sliced. The mere fact that they will never remember that does little to settle her caring heart. In my opinion, however I am a girl, I think it's just a piece of skin; if you can get it pierced you can get it cut off. Manly livelihood, to me, does not only NOT exist in that flap of skin, it ends there. If you are not man enough to suffer through some pain, what kind of man are you? I am totally kidding by the way. I could care less about circumcision. And also, I could care less about a man thinking his livelihood revolves around his penis. Seriously, unless you are a male escort or stripper your livelihood does not revolve around your penis. Your "livelihood" should be maintained through your character and work ethics. And by the way I am tired of these man/woman stereotypes. Wait a sexxxx-ond....
Where were we though, I think I got off topic....oh right PHONE SEX!
phone is nice when your lover is away. phone sex is nice when you are horny and alone. phone sex is nice if you like the person on the other end of the phone. phone sex is nice when you feel like having phone sex. phone sex is nice if the other person is really good at it and you are not being satisfied elsewhere. phone sex is not nice when the person is not good at it. phone sex is not nice when you are tired and sleeping. phone sex is nice if the person is in the other room and you are playing a game. phone sex is not nice when you dial the wrong number and begin the conversation with "you make me so wet" and it turns out to be your mom. or maybe it is, i guess it depends on what you are into to.... phone sex is not nice when you are busy having an affair. phone sex is not nice when there is more than one person on the other line without your knowing about it. phone sex is not nice when it is mean. and remember always have a safety word.
Let me digress, not only do we not like uncircumcised penises we think that they are unsanitary. So if you have one please please please go cut it, or make sure you are cleaning it correctly. My brother has an uncircumcised penis because my mom thought that it was too mean to do to the babies. This is because she is a nurse and has seen the pain in the tiny boys' faces as they are getting sliced. The mere fact that they will never remember that does little to settle her caring heart. In my opinion, however I am a girl, I think it's just a piece of skin; if you can get it pierced you can get it cut off. Manly livelihood, to me, does not only NOT exist in that flap of skin, it ends there. If you are not man enough to suffer through some pain, what kind of man are you? I am totally kidding by the way. I could care less about circumcision. And also, I could care less about a man thinking his livelihood revolves around his penis. Seriously, unless you are a male escort or stripper your livelihood does not revolve around your penis. Your "livelihood" should be maintained through your character and work ethics. And by the way I am tired of these man/woman stereotypes. Wait a sexxxx-ond....
Where were we though, I think I got off topic....oh right PHONE SEX!
phone is nice when your lover is away. phone sex is nice when you are horny and alone. phone sex is nice if you like the person on the other end of the phone. phone sex is nice when you feel like having phone sex. phone sex is nice if the other person is really good at it and you are not being satisfied elsewhere. phone sex is not nice when the person is not good at it. phone sex is not nice when you are tired and sleeping. phone sex is nice if the person is in the other room and you are playing a game. phone sex is not nice when you dial the wrong number and begin the conversation with "you make me so wet" and it turns out to be your mom. or maybe it is, i guess it depends on what you are into to.... phone sex is not nice when you are busy having an affair. phone sex is not nice when there is more than one person on the other line without your knowing about it. phone sex is not nice when it is mean. and remember always have a safety word.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Sitting next to celebrities...
So I sat next to a big time Hollywood actor on the plane ride back to SFO!
She's starring in the new medical drama set in San Francisco...it's called Trauma.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Hotness...x11 (In no particular order)
Mr Jake Gyllenhaal (Stars in my favorite movie: Donnie Darko)
Anna Torv (Stars in one of my favorite TV shows: Fringe)
Kristen Stewart (Enough said)
Olivia Wilde (First entering my heart in The O.C, returning to it on House)
Ellen Page (Super Cool Chick)
Keira Knightley (My favorite pirate-ess, favorite pirate goes to Captain Jack, sorry. Nice push-up bra and tie in that first pic! [maybe a little photoshop or birth control too])
Kate Beckinsale (She's hot, but I prefer her with a gun)
Leisha Hailey (Talented and Out, more importantly Hot and Cool, plus she has a guitar!)
Lauren Lee Smith (I used to not like her, hm what changed I wonder???)
Angelina Who? (Everyone has her on their list, she is hot and sexy, and did I mention I like girls with guns?)
Michael Cera (Cute, adorable, weird, and I love him!)
Apparently if you have light eyes, dye your hair red or dark, and add an accessory (such as a gun or a guitar) I will think you are either really cool or really hot or both. What can I say I'm easily pleased :)
Anna Torv (Stars in one of my favorite TV shows: Fringe)
Kristen Stewart (Enough said)
Olivia Wilde (First entering my heart in The O.C, returning to it on House)
Ellen Page (Super Cool Chick)
Keira Knightley (My favorite pirate-ess, favorite pirate goes to Captain Jack, sorry. Nice push-up bra and tie in that first pic! [maybe a little photoshop or birth control too])
Kate Beckinsale (She's hot, but I prefer her with a gun)
Leisha Hailey (Talented and Out, more importantly Hot and Cool, plus she has a guitar!)
Lauren Lee Smith (I used to not like her, hm what changed I wonder???)
Angelina Who? (Everyone has her on their list, she is hot and sexy, and did I mention I like girls with guns?)
Michael Cera (Cute, adorable, weird, and I love him!)
Apparently if you have light eyes, dye your hair red or dark, and add an accessory (such as a gun or a guitar) I will think you are either really cool or really hot or both. What can I say I'm easily pleased :)
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Camping at Lake Camanche
Hooray for camping! Here's how it went: drink, swim, drink, eat, swim, owww cramps, wait 30 min, drink, eat, drink, s'mores, sexytime, sleep, repeat!
Little Anthony and I...Chris Hansen was right behind me!
I light everything on fire...
Guitar circle...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Alex and her side scoop! (sketch)
Alex: Hey! WHHOOOAA! Tell me you did not stuff your shirt again!Scoop: Uhhh...Well...
Missle (In french accent): Thats not all HE stuffed! ehehehehe!
Alex:OH!
Yeah.....I'm lame like this.
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